The 10 Best Heavily “Customized” Redneck Boats

Necessity is the mother of invention, and nothing proves it more than these questionable watercraft. Constructed with leftover car parts, old furniture, and heaps of duct tape, it is a miracle that many of these “boats” actually manage to stay afloat.

The term “redneck” may be considered derogatory to some and a source of pride for others, but for the purposes of this list, we are defining it as someone who wisely uses the resources at their disposal while retaining a down-to-earth outlook. That said, we definitely don’t recommend any of these for your next bass boat.

1. I doubt this amphibious vehicle does well in the water

2. That’s literally just a table with a motor attached

3. When your river cruise comes with TV

4. Okay that’s actually pretty clever

5. That…looks pretty dangerous

6. When all you have is five bucks

7. At least they don’t have to worry about reupholstering

8. The racing version

9. Why not picnic in the lake?

10. We’re not sure how this works, but he seems to be having fun

Daniel Xu

I'm the knife nut that everybody is ashamed to know. My love of sharp things extends to all kinds of edged weapons, be they small, large or on a stick.